American Divorce
A way of life
18:26

My brother is literally screaming about how I ate his chicken nuggets.

Calm the fuck down, King Curtis

19:33

Turned down going out to catch up on Grey’s Anatomy 

Not even sorry

22:05 pretty much my life right hurrrrrr
19:54
Fill the void up with celluloid
22:50 I need to get control of my life. 
21:15

Today was pretty amazing 

  • A on my Physics exam
  • was giving the approval to move into a new apartment next month provided I find one
  • ALSO. A ridiculously beautiful Latin man walked up to me today and told me “you’re really cute”. I just blushed. 
01:36

I need to get serious about life. 

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23:37

I love film. I love the cinema. I live for great movies. I just wish that I could find somebody to enjoy these things with me. 

01:19
19:49 Carina: I'm going to bring a flashlight
Me: Uh... Why would you bring a fleshlight to the Everglades? May I quote that on Facebook?
Carina: ... I said flashlight
23:56
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04:58 I’m not even joking. 
22:47

Why is it that I seemingly always make the wrong choice in math classes?

Like, why am I taking the equivalent to Algebra II when I tested into Calculus?

Whatever. It’s an easy A and I’m a slut for an A.

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