Not even going to delete that post

All I can remember from last night is making out with a friend’s long term girlfriend, a group karaoke of some Bruce Springsteen song that was beautiful and painless, and I’m pretty sure I gave some guy a blowjob

Running on not nearly enough sleep and four Advil. Come at me, bro~~

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via taisaaa)

And not a thing that I’ve done abates my fear

Sure, mommy. A 6:15 jog sounds amazing

I thank God that I have a mother who can more than afford my lifestyle

My mother left me caffé e latte and fette biscottate because she’s the best mother ever